MWS: "Concrete"
These are real people, Robert. People with homes and families. We can't just drive them out because we
SCP-5776: “100% MOST DEFINITELY A KETER”
It's a long tradition of ours to break some of the silly SCP's out of containment
Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
SCP-799: "Carnivorous Blanket” and SCP-1048: “The Builder Bear”
SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height.
Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy bear
SCP-835: "Expunged Data Released"
SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter.