SCP-3521 & 3238: "Dado wuz here"

SCP-3521 is the group designation for a supply of sixteen pharmaceutical gel tablets created by an individual called Dado in collected messages. This individual currently believed to be an amateur para-pharmacologist in affiliation with an unknown assassin.

Content Warnings: Death (crushing, fire, radiation, liquefaction, suffocation), police violence, terror attacks.

Transcript

Patreons - Sept 1-7
Eithan Tipton, Alexandria Yancy, Paleonia, Tellers of Tales, Aok Revy, Michael Cannon, James Butcher, ELisha Aker, KFC Rat, Jennifer Hymas, Kelpie Bell, Moon Bunny Dreams, kay Man, Purple, and Ashlyn Cooper

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah 
SCP-3521 was written by DJKaktus
SCP-3238 was written by DrConnors
"Free Consultation" was written by Dr.Chandra
Script by Loggerhead

Narrator 1 - Jon Grilz
Mobster - Brandon Nguyen
Dado - Derrick Valen
Narrator 2 - Pacific S. Obadiah
Robotic Voice - Ashlee Jones
Multizig - Dexter Howard
Monster - Daisy McNamara
Ms. Dark - Ferah Ahmet
Phone System - Liv Smith

Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara
Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia
Composer - Mattie roi Berger
Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock
Showrunner - Daisy McNamara
Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah
Executive Producer - Tom Owen