SCP-8013: "The Dragon is Not a Metaphor for Capitalism"

SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER.

Content Warnings: Violence & Murder

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Patrons

July 16-30

M-Dog, Gman07, Qaif, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, OppositeOfRick,  Keith Crow, Jiin, Chocolamo, “Remeber, that’s just a theory, a film theory! Thanks for watching”, Jake Esmon, Liam Armitage, Caeden Wilding, Pathos II OVerseer, Cameron Pelletier, Christian DeSario, Old Kitten, Maxwell Gilbert, Xialion, X. Valentine Orenda, Lancifur, lionbird watt, neal schwartz, Collin Lehner, Olivia Grace, Melissa L Andrews, Vernon M Byron III, Katelyn Colgrove, yourLocalEnby, Mxwell, Milk Boi, Mr. SkyRat, RundownTacoBellFrom2002, Uncle Charles, Corey and Stephanie say Hello, Chelsey Gilmore, Ryan Kerttu, Tyler Bentley, EvrenCael, Tibia, Tanner Robicheaux, Chris J, mandrake, CalamitousGaze, Muse C, Ark knight, Tdog1736, Dokkaebi, Dorigar, Charles Wolf, qSleepo, Lil Rotini, Mister Rogers blood stained sweater, Austin Mccuistion, 820 Geckos with Anxiety, OG Koap, Pip Azzara, and Chris Wood!

Cast & Crew 

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

SCP-8013  was written by Mooagain

Script by Kevin Whitlock

Narrator - Jon Grilz

Monty Benson - Vic Collins

Enya Richmond - Kayla Temshiv

Mcdowel - Dustin Parsons

Evelyn Greaze - Janine Bower

Martin Greaze - Nate DuFort

DIVITAE - Rhys LAwton

Elevator - Tal Minear

Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Dialogue Editing by Dustin Parsons

Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger

Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechey

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producers - Tom Owen 

Presented by Bloody FM