Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
SCP-799: "Carnivorous Blanket” and SCP-1048: “The Builder Bear”
SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height.
Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy
SCP-835: "Expunged Data Released"
SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter.
SCP-6262: “A Friendly Bus”
SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950
SCP-4715: "A Demon Born of War"
Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources:
SCP-784 & 2356: Christmas Special
SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of REDACTED Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four